Career change
Yesterday I read an essay about being a book publicist.
"I think I've missed my calling," I said to my husband.
"What's a book publicist do?" he said.
"They make up exciting boxes to send out to publicise a book, with little packages of..."
"Sausages?" he said.
"Not usually."
"So I was thinking about what a book publicity pack for Knowledge in English would look like. The best thing I came up with was - "
"Scrabble tiles."
Ooh, a little personalised nameplate made of scrabble tiles.
The best thing I had actually come up with was a Tunnock's Caramel Wafer.
"Why?!" he asked. (This is a man who has proofread and therefore in theory read the book.)
"They get a name check in the last chapter."
After that I was basically into copies of other people's books, which seems to defeat the point, and a little wind up Shakespeare like the one we got from the NATE conference about 10 years ago.
So maybe I'm not cut out for a change in career. But I do like the idea of a world in which Heads of English get little packages of presents to publicise books that will be of interest to their teachers.
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